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[pennypincher]

Oh no you don't! Arthur England Kirkland, you get your butt back here right now and give me back that upgrade I bought you! You don't get to mysteriously disappear and waste all that money I spent on you!

Mega bogus, you guys! Don't you think we should all get refunds if people vanish after you spent good money on them?!


((OOC: Sorry for the obnoxious font, she's been talking to Dave too much.))

Comments

[greenspaces]

please dont be mean to dave :(
he is nice
and you should not blame him for people disappearing

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[greenspaces]

are you ok?
:(

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[inamber]

[ well shit. he's embarrassed. ]

yeah im alright

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[greenspaces]

if you are sure......






um
i think you are the realest of real daves
that might not mean a lot
but that is what i think

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[inamber]

yeah thanks

[ He actually means that. ]

but every daves an equally real dave
doomed or stable loop dave its all the same
or not exactly the same but you know
different shit mostly the same guy
kind of sick of people forgetting that
so yeah

though i dunno if being called by something other than my own goddamn name
is worse or better than being lopped in with this other dave
whos also important and also awesome but shit
i singlehandedly bailed the other dave
the dave most people consider to be the real one
out of a reality where his best friends are dead or worse

[ He's babbling before he knows it. That is also embarrassing-- he doesn't like losing his cool. But it's Jade he's talking to. His Jade. And the fact that she is his friend makes it feel a lot easier to talk. ]

shit i dont know
whatever
bottom line im not upset im alright
just kind of pissed

[wakingsavior]

haha wow, everyone needs to chill out.
and by everyone, i mostly mean you.
'cause i can tell you from experience, he's not actually being mean.
he's just being dave.
if he were being mean, you'd probably be curled up in the fetal position sobbing or something.

also i'm sorry your friend disappeared?
uh... i think?
unless they weren't your friend, then i guess i'm sorry you lost money, but at least it's not hard to make it.

[Video] /breaks up the HS party

[bloodandfire]

I do not think he would chose to leave just to cheat you out of a few coins.

apparantly it's jump on Lemina party in here

[savedbyasong]

There's two John's as well. You're being a little bit rude, especially about your friend that disappeared.

[pennypincher]

I am chilled out! I am completely calm!! I just don't like being treated like I'm such a horrible person for no reason, okay?

He wasn't my friend. He was a teacher here. I didn't know him before I got here.

[pennypincher]

You mean the guy Dave was talking about being asleep before? I didn't know that. And how am I being rude, huh?

[pennypincher]

What? I wasn't blaming him, okay? And I was being nice.

[Video] / c-c-c-combo breaker

[pennypincher]

I know it's not his fault, but don't you at least think I should get back whatever I bought him?

INCITES INCITES

[trollofthree]

Huh, they didn't give you your stuff back? Yeah, that's pretty bogus. It's not like they haven't got enough raks.

[bloodandfire]

Why? The exchange was made and finalized.

[pennypincher]

Because he's not here anymore? They took my money, then they sent him and his stupid upgrades away. Money can't just disappear in a proper economy.

[pennypincher]

I know, right? And it goes against all the rules of a proper economy. Money circulates. It doesn't just vanish into thin air.

[bloodandfire]

The money did not disappear, it is at the shop.

[Dany decides she likes the whole no money thing that the Dothraki have going on]

and then he starts experimenting with the font options

[trollofthree]

Guess if you have as much money as they do, you can just make your own economy.

[pennypincher]

It's the same principle. You pay money and get something in return; if the item you bought is then taken away by the same group you paid to receive it, that's not kosher. Do you even understand the first thing about money?

[pennypincher]

It's more like slave labor with a thin outer layer of capitalism just to fool us into going along with it.

[bloodandfire]

The shop did not take him away, the town did, while you seem to believe they are connected it makes it seem as if you are blaming Recette for the disappearance of another. I do not think that is something she is capable of.

[trollofthree]

Slave labour means they have to get something out of it, though. What's the point of a slave city that makes slave run it, too? No one's around to benefit.

[pennypincher]

Who says the staff are slaves, too? If I was running some corrupt show like this that's definitely what I'd tell everyone, even if it wasn't true.

[pennypincher]

The shop is part of the town. You're acting like they're completely separate and I just don't think that's the case.

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[greenspaces]

oh
:(
do you want a hug?