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okay so
took a little impromptu nap there
orange sleeping beauty woken up by a slobbery kiss from the frog prince himself
my entire face will break out in warts and zits
just like the pizzafaced kid in the back of everyones class photo
hit puberty little too early
sprouting up like a weed
bones twisting and metamorphosing into a teenage butterfly
pitch dropping with his testicles and hair growing in places no one wants to see
thanks for that one rakuen
my glorious visage marred by the trademark of growing up
just like halloween

you all better get in line cause
im brewing a goddamn cauldron full of bubble and trouble and its first come first serve
this shit is nasty once its cold and not in a good way
so
no reserves no holding off
just the wafting fucking aroma of stale farts
basically im tooty after gruntilda got through with her and im bitter as hell about it
going to cause some bonafide mischief now that im back
in the form of a potion that makes you shit your pants
but shh shh you didnt hear it from me

so yeah
back to my personal sleepless hell
sup guys im just feeling fresh and REfreshed
ready to take on the endless day and night once again
looking forward to that

anyways
cant be assed to read over all of this forum post shit so
what did i miss

[[ back after some hiatus. davesprite was in a coma during most of this, feel free to handwave any interactions there. no need to consult me! & replies will be in orange unless you opt out! ]]

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anyways dirks saying shit about a star in the sky that summoned a fucking lizard whats that about

i know hes not dead

[Actually, you don't want to know what Jade said. It basically nearly freaked him out. These kids sure are a work of art.]

i was gonna say id tell you in person but
that actually doesnt matter
the wonders of text and how unchanging it is
so we kind of summoned a giant lizard
er
thing
basically the towers seem to be activated by prefects
and unlocking them makes a giant ass star appear
also summons what seems to be a giant ass monster
so yeah
i guess game plan is to unlock all these towers now
i have no idea what happens after though

[ he feels a tinge of bitterness and dislike for his other self-- he's obviously torn up about it, intensely enough that davesprite can feel it as clear as day and is pretty sure others would be able to as well. and davesprite feels like dave shouldn't be so upset when john's still alive, and when there is a chance they can meet again. despite his jade being here, he's given up on his john ever showing up. because he's dead, and the dead don't just come back to life. jade is only here because she was alive during all of that.

he keeps his response short. ]

sounds pretty cool
how the fuck it took them so long to figure that out i dont know though
i guess its more obvious in retrospect

[You don't want to know what's in those towers, bro.]

idk
theres more stuff inside the towers though
more stupid handprint groves
none of us know what they do
i dont think we tried though
we kind of ollied outtie as soon as we kind of figured out what these towers are filled with
im not sure where people go when they leave anymore
i thought it was just home
idk if i can believe that now

let me guess
theyre in the towers
locked up in pods like some scifi space travel abortion

what filled the towers

that would be too convenient
this place is basically the complete opposite of convenient
but it was filled with weapons
yeah that sounded really fucking stupid by itself
but i used some of those weapons awhile ago
i recognized a lot of them even
name people they belonged too

[He's been here too long. He's seen a lot of people show up and disappear. Seeing their Weapon forms in that tower was by far more unsettling than he thought it would be. He couldn't name everyone there, but he knew quite a few of them. The problems of being here since the first round he guesses.]

spookier than halloween the smuppet special
fucking around aside thats pretty intense
so you guys just took off after that
why
its kind of a huge thing to find peoples weapons stowed away in the depths of some locked up tower
a tower that was nearly waiting for you guys to unlock it in that stupidly specific way

there wasnt much else
other than handprint groves at the top
but since the towers are only activated by prefects
i guess only prefects can probably work that shit too
probably gonna go back anyways
actually
im pretty sure jade wanted to take you there
so that might also be it
aint an adventure unless were all there to get stuck on what seems to be a shitty one way ride to who the fuck knows

yeah thats what i mean
handprint grooves when the same shit is what got you in in the first place
but yeah going back sounds good

does she

considering we had like six people the first time
seems kind of stupid to just have us two go by ourselves
who knows what we can summon next???
maybe a giant ass tiger
man wouldnt that be funny
yeah
she does

that makes sense then yeah
two is not enough to fight some bizarroland monster from the sky

i guess im in then

bets on what animal and what color???
maybe theyll come in something prettier this time
what are you doing right now btw
kind of wanted to drop something off real quick
but i dont want someone else jacking what should belong to a strider
hadnt seen you in awhile either
the mirror isnt quite as exciting

[Okay, Dave just wants to see you. And maybe chat. Okay, just listening to you chat would be okay too. Admitting this would be too hard.]

pink flamingo

im not doing much just kind of floating around
whats that sounds like youve got some free shit for me
sounds legit awesome im stoked
what treasures do you have in your toy sack santa strider
im giggling with delight and bubbling with excitement
but yeah
lets hang out for a bit then
where do we meet

rainbow peacock
pretty much the most flawless boss ever
we would be stunned by its plethora of homo

yeah free shit
idk if its good or bad free shit though
battle arena???
thats like middleground
or whatever counts as middleground in this place
keep your bra on dude
it isnt going to disappear because you were like a minute or two later than anticipated

well see then i guess
im on my way

[ And it doesn't take long before he gets there. He floats around the entrance, waiting for the other Dave to appear. ]

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