Movovie Night

[fracturedsoul]

Characters: Everyone
Format: Whichever you prefer
This log is: open
Location: Rakuen Public Library's media viewing room
Summary: Dirk shows off some 21st century cinematic masterpieces.
Warnings: Horrible movies. Swearing from Striders. The usual.

The time has come. Seven o'clock on the dot and Dirk is standing at the front of the viewing room in the city library to one side of the screen which is currently tuned to static, remote control in one of his hands.

There's plenty of room for everyone who shows up. The accommodations are a bit more classroom-like than he'd have liked -- tables and chairs for everyone to sit at -- but scattered about are some snacks and drinks he's scavenged from the Fortitude cafeteria.

Sit down. Watch these films. There are ten of them, and Dirk can go all night.

Comments

Re: SEVEN O'CLOCK

[dr4gonst4ff]

[The only reason she's here is that she heard a movie. Now she's watching it.. and so confused.]

Hey! You! You are the one playing this movie, correct? What on earth am I watching? [She's figured out how to make a >:? face and she's using it right now. She's also speaking much too loudly to be polite.]

[fracturedsoul]

[ It doesn't really matter if she's being loud; Dirk's not going to shush her. ]

This? It's Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive. [ No, he didn't stutter, and it's not French. ] A piece of cinematic artwork from my universe.

[dr4gonst4ff]

Artwork? [Well okay.] It smells pretty shitty if you ask m--

[Oh hello shitty photoshop filters. SUDDENLY COLORS EVERYWHERE. And Terezi is now cackling.] Woah! I did not know it did that! Okay, this is great now, hehehe! [She will ignore non-existant plotline now, and acquire a state of sugar-highness known only to the Pyrope family.]

[fracturedsoul]

[ ...smells? Dirk arches an eyebrow in Terezi's direction. But hey, it looks like she's gaining an appreciation for it. ]

It does that and so much more. If you like that, just wait.

[dr4gonst4ff]

[She's watching this like a child window-shopping in a toy store, and licking her lips every once in a while. Eventually...]

...Can I lick the screen? Can I can I can I??? [Less of a "do you mind" and more of a "will it disappear if I do" here.]

[fracturedsoul]

No you fucking can not. This is a movie party, not an all you can eat buffet.

[dr4gonst4ff]

But it smells soooo goood! [She slumps back in her chair.] There's so many colors!

[fracturedsoul]

You smell colors.

[dr4gonst4ff]

Yes! I do! How else would I watch this delicious movie? [Eyes? Pshaw!]

[fracturedsoul]

Oh, right, good point. That was a dumb question.

[dr4gonst4ff]

So can I lick the screen please please please please! [Cackling. So much.]

[fracturedsoul]

But if you do that, all of the delicious colors will go away.

[dr4gonst4ff]

What? Why!? What happens to them!?

[fracturedsoul]

They disappear. Poor little guys.

[dr4gonst4ff]

What!?

[She is testing this! By running right up to the screen and... oh hey her shadow is on it.]

You're right! They do disappear! [She's now waving her arms obnoxiously in front of the screen WHY DO THE COLORS RUN FROM HER.]

[fracturedsoul]

Yeah, exactly. Now sit your ass down and don't ruin this for everyone.

[ He grabs a bag of Skittles and tosses it to her. ]

[dr4gonst4ff]

[She's just about back to her seat when the bag hits her in the face.

Processing... processing...]

RAINBOWS. [OM NOM NOM. Screw the chair, she's laying on the floor to enjoy her rainbow candy. And rainbow movie. And oh god she's just about to get legitimately high off of all these colors.]