Who wants to learn about Government?

[heroiccia]

Characters: America and anyone
Format: Prose but will follow you
This log is: open
Location: America's classroom
Summary: Congratulations are in order good sir or ma'am! You are currently taking government class with 'Merica! :D
Warnings: None that I can think outside of possible, political views.
 

( What could go wrong? )

[open, citywide network]

[pennypincher]

Okay, Conquest needs to win this round, so who wants to fight me? I'd rather fight people from Fortitude so that you don't get tortured when I beat you, but if someone from Conquest really really wants to battle I guess I won't say no.

Anyone up for a fight? I won't go easy on you!

And hey, Arthur! I got you something!

[city-wide network post][karkat shut up: memo 3]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened memo CUT THE SHIT OUT AND LISTEN FOR FUCKING ONCE --

OK, FOR FUCKING ONCE, I'M NOT BEING A RETARDED, ORNERY FUCK-UP
SO PRIOR-TO-THIS-SHITFEST MEMBERS, HUMANS AND TROLLS ALIKE, ZIP IT AND LISTEN UP.
(IF YOU'RE SANTANA OR AISHA, FUCK OFF, NOBODY LIKES YOU. FUN FACT OF THE DAY: EVERY TIME EITHER ONE OF YOU OPENS UP YOUR WORD HOLE, FORTY BRAIN CELLS ARE KILLED. FORTY. THAT'S LIKE FOUR TENS!!!)

ACTUALLY BEFORE I PROCEED TO THE IIIIMPORTANT THING!!! I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT, LET ME JUST SAY:
DAY IS A BITCH.
NO, REALLY, THIS IS COMING FROM THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ANYONE HERE COULD EVER HAVE THE DISPLEASURE OF KNOWING.
DAY IS A MEGALOMANIAC, BELLIGERENT FUCKING BITCH AND IT WOULD BE IN EVERYBODY'S BEST INTERESTS TO PUT HER INSIDE A BROWN SACK AND THROW HER IN A RIVER. SHE IS ASTOUNDINGLY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS FOR A FLESHY HUMAN AND SHOULD NOT BE PUT IN ANY POSITION OF POWER, EVER, BECAUSE FOR HOW INFINITELY DIFFERENT HUMANS ARE FROM TROLLS, I'M PRETTY SURE BOTH OF OUR SPECIES COULD AGREE ON THAT SURVIVING IS AN OPTION WE WOULD ALL WANT TO ENJOY.

( reference, rose and tavros welcome, weapon status etc )

Eight Beat | Head Under Water and They Tell Me

[knightime]

Characters: Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde
Format: EVERY FORMAT POSSIBLE?! Idk man
This log is: Closed
Location: Somewhere in the town. Park? Lmfao I'm terrible at this
Summary: There's something relieving about having your Derse sibling here, despite being in the opposite school. Dave finally tells someone else what happened on Saturday.
Warnings: Talk about death and drowning, Derse siblings being Derse siblings, trying to talk to someone who's blind when you're mute, these warnings need its own warning, Kim warnings, SRS BZNS

( To Breathe Easy for Awhile )